Friday, July 10, 2009

Renaissance Man too much for Bikram Yoga

About a week ago, the Renaissance Man ...

Attended his first Bikram Yoga session. The Yoga is often referred to as "Hot Yoga" or "Fire Yoga" in reference to the 105 degree temperature and 40% humidity environment in which it is practiced. But certainly no problem for Renaissance Man, right?

Well ... it turns out that his first Bikram Yoga session will also likely be his last. Word on the street is that the Bikram Yoga instructors firmly notified the Renaissance Man that he would no longer be welcome in their studio.

Apparently, while the Renaissance Man flawlessly and with seemingly minimial effort stretched himself into each of the 26 poses, the many ladies in attendance could not maintain concentration on their own poses & breathing. The distracted ladies were heard gasping, "Wooooowwww, his chi is so strong and dominant ... I love it but I can't focus on this exercise ... i'm breaking down ...".

Alas, the curse of the Renaissance Man.
Unable to switch off that which is so natural to him.

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